Last night my friend came over after we spent the day at a fair and she was suppose to spend the night but we ended up just eating chicken and then I got high and she didn’t want to so later she left. I felt bad.

We still played video games. I think she had some fun? I think I just annoyed her and was boring.

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

  • Customer: can I have two ice cream cones and a chocolate shake?
  • Me: yeah *gets two cones and a chocolate shake*
  • Customer: Excuse me! I said I wanted a chocolate sundae.
  • Me: no you ordered a chocolate shake but I can get you a sundae.
  • Customer: i said a chocolate sundae
  • Me: well we don't have chocolate sundae's. I can get you a hot fudge sundae.
  • Customer: well that's what I wanted.
  • Me: okay.

dominicsavaglio:

Self-portraits/color experiments
7/18/14

justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

byronb:

Skeleton In A Sweater 37

Archive

Halloween Decor

whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children


(Source: fromthetreetop)


(Source: dylans-obrien)


lettherebedoodles:

A Whole New World Part III

Part I

Part II

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crowtrolls:

hetaliangonewild:

wait till the end

#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y


adriannadukat:

I nearly cried. Just read what Lauren wrote. and Look at that two white crosses- Eric’s and Dylan’s. (on the last picture- guns and weapons Eric and Dylan had)

May all victims find peace.

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck